The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove by Christopher Moore

What do you get when you cross a town full of depressed people with a prehistoric sea creature named Steve? The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove of course. 

Taking place ten years after Christopher Moore's original Pine Cove novel, the sleepy little town has survived the tourist season and is getting ready to wind down and get on with life. But when the town psychiatrist decides to take everyone of their anti-depressants and put them on placebos instead, this cozy little town goes crazy. To make matters worse, an unexplained wave of horniness has overtaken the residents of pine cove. And you know what they say about horny depressed people. Right?

I read this book while at work and I imagine I looked like a crazy person from laughing out loud so much. This book will make you laugh out loud too. Moore is able to expertly mix humor and plot, wit and story. He can make you laugh and keep you reading. Although it's probably best not to do it while on the job. Learned that one the hard way.

This book has been out for over ten years. You should have no problem finding it in your local book store.

The Griff by Christopher Moore and Ian Corson with Jennyson Rosero

The Griffs are coming! The Griffs are coming! After a strange beacon is activated on Earth, alien ships soon show up overhead. After a short time, over 6 billion are dead as the result of an extremely hostile alien race known as the Griffs. After systematically destroying any resistance and crippling communications, the Griffs roam the Earth picking off survivors one by one. One group of survivors comprised of Mo, the goth, Steve, the clueless dork, and Curt, the military man, meet up with Liz, the whale trainer, and they band together in an attempt to save humanity.

Christopher Moore is back! Now with pictures. Christopher Moore and Ian Corson team up to deliver a graphic novel of unusual proportions. Christopher Moore doesn't fail to deliver his famous one-line wonders that are sure to have you laughing out loud. A short and wonderfully illustrated read (thanks to Jennyson Rosero), I finished this book in less than 24 hours. But just because it is short doesn't mean it should be overlooked. This book will keep your attention (it's a giant picture book after all) and is short enough to read all the way through in one sitting. NOTE: Book is intended for mature audiences and rated R for strong language and comic (literally) violence.

This book is not yet available to the public. Book will be released July 19th, 2011.

Please Fire Me by Adam Chromy and Jill Morris

Please fire me. I received this book for free and was asked to review it.

Everyone has a crappy job that they hate (and if not, they're either lying or in denial). This book teaches people with crappy jobs how to make their lives less miserable without quitting. Inspired by the very successful website PleaseFireMe.com, this book not only gives examples of people who have crappier jobs than you, but also gives ways to make your day suck less. Written in the form of a help manual, this book can help teach you and your co-workers to rise up against your bosses that make your life miserable. Whether you mildly dislike your job or want to see your workplace ablaze, this book will help you and should be read by anyone who is currently malemployed.

This book can currently be bought wherever books are sold.

Darwen Arkwright and the Peregrine Pact by A.J. Hartley

Have you ever looked in the mirror and felt that you were not seeing your own reflection, but looking through a window into another world? That is exactly what happens to Darwen Arkwright after moving from northern England to Atlanta, Georgia. After receiving a strange gift from an even stranger shopkeeper, Darwen discovers his gift is actually a portal to another world. And that is when his adventure begins.

Upon entering the mysterious new world, he makes a new friend, Moth. He learns a little bit about this new world and how things work, after which he returns to his own world. During his first day at his horrible new school, he finds himself counting down the minutes until he can return to this magical land. Upon his return, he learns things have changed and terrible things are happening. Horrible creatures are entering the forest. Over time these creatures slowly start to destroy the forest and consequently, Moth's home. Darwen, along with his friends Rich and Alexandra, realize they are the only ones who can save this land and stop the creatures from destroying not only this world, but also his own.

I think that is a good, fast book for children. I would say 4th grade and up. Its fairy country brings back memories of Oz and Narnia and will hold a young readers attention and keep them turning the pages. A little slow in the beginning and not as focused on the Silbrica as I would have liked, Darwen, Rich, and Alexandra are relatable and likely to win the hearts of young readers and keep them wanting more after the book is over. Looking at this as if I were younger, this is a great book and I would hope a sequel is planned, which judging from the title is very likely.

This book is not yet available to the public. It will be released October 13, 2011.

You're Next by Gregg Hurwitz

You're Next by Gregg Hurwitz is a thriller about a man named Mike Wingate. Mike is a man with a troubled past. Trouble is, he can't remember what it is. Having been abandoned at age four, Mike grew up in foster care. Although he and his foster brother, Shep, got into a bit of trouble in their adolescence, Mike has worked hard and finally achieved the life he always dreamed of. He has a beautiful wife, an 8-year-old daughter, and owns his own construction company, which is about to finish a job that will give them a financially secure future. But things suddenly take a turn for the worst. Some unknown force is coming after him. And this force is somehow connected to a past that he doesn't even remember. When the police prove to be of no help, he turns to his foster brother Shep, who chose an alternate route in life. Shep promises to help Mike, his wife, Annabel, and his daughter, Kat, to find out who is after his family, and why. As the mystery slowly unravels, Mike starts finding out who he is and where he came from. And why his past is coming back to haunt him.

Full of twists with plenty of suspense, You're Next is a great read. Although a little slow at times, this book is definitely worth reading. With characters everyone can relate to and wonderfully written details, this book is a great addition to the thriller/suspense genre.

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